[Mr. Ivey]

Last year, when Crebber was welding in the paint booth room at school, he caught a filter for the exaust fan on fire. Well the next thing I hear as I'm standing in the next room is FIRE FIRE FIRE! I think on my feet, grab an extinguisher, our coach, Mr. Clarke grabs it, runs back in and extinguishes the flame. This is not the funny part. Our coach this year, Mr. Turner, later talkes to Woody about things after he came in to inspect the damage, right after the fire. Dispalying his take charge attitude, we loveingly gave him the nickname "Fire Marshall Turner". The pun is that his first name is Marshall, and he doesn't like the nickname very much.
ivey