Dave; This is the Dietus Coketus, look at my grip, Oh, MY WONDEROUS GRIP. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Guess what? I have a can. Of soda. Oh, and by the way. ALL YOUR SODA ARE BELONG TO ME!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Now hand over all your Krispy Kremes. What are you looking at? Don't make come over there. You'll be sssssoooooorrrrrrryyyyyyyy.
There is a moral of this story, somewhere. Oh yeah, never trust Dave with a can of soda and a squirt gun. Or you'll be sorry.
