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GREAT! Who invited him? Don't make eye contact, don't make eye contact.....CRAP!>
"Oh hi Dave

Really? You don't look like a phenyl-ketoneuric. Are you sure that Aspartame is affecting you? No, I doubt if they have any Tang here - did you actually drink that stuff? Yeah, yeah, ...'other car is on Mars', I know. What? No, I don't want another game hint. Look, I really gotta be going..... sure Dave, you're funnier than Gary and Heidi put together. I'll be sure to tell Billfred. See ya' later." <
Gag!>