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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #30
<guy with camera doing best Steve Irwin imitation>
And here, we have the dangerous Scientistious Nasaious, also know as Dave Lavery. He normally is in a good mood, but if he sees Krispy Kreme donuts, look out! He becomes a dangerous critter.
We had out expendable stunt double place some KK donuts over there (points right) to see if... Oh! Look! He's caught the scent! *Dave sniffs the air* He's got a visual! Oh, now Heidi's gone and gotten in his way! Stay back, and let's watch what happens.
*Dave pulls out the squirt gun from #26 and starts shooting at Heidi*
Now that she has backed down, Dave's going in for the kill.
*Dave stalks donuts*
Here he goes...
*Dave pounces*
Oh, just look at that form! Such a perfect jump, with perfect timing! It doesn't look like those donuts will last much longer!
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Look what I did to Dave:
Aaacckkk! Guurrkkk! Sssnorrrrkkkkk! Brain ... explode ... will. AAAArrrrggghhh!! Must ... not ... think ... about ... 2007 ... yet. Uuurrgghh!!! Still ... have .... to ... resolve ... how ... to ... pack ... parachutes ... for ... 2006 ... Ooorrrkkggnn!!
Sweet! 
The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane.
- Nikola Tesla
Genius might be described as a supreme capacity for getting its possessors into trouble of all kinds.
- Samuel Butler
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