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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #31
<Heidi>
Look, if the pop tab comes off before the can opens, there's no way to get the can open, Dave.
<Dave>
Hey, if we could get the robot to be smaller, I can open a can that's been sealed for 2 years in the back of someone's fridge with no pop tab.
<Heidi>
:rollseyes:
Look, Dave, even a blowtorch couldn't melt one of those 2 year old cans. It's got a natural armor made of clear fungi and bacterium on it. There's no way in the world to open this!
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Look what I did to Dave:
Aaacckkk! Guurrkkk! Sssnorrrrkkkkk! Brain ... explode ... will. AAAArrrrggghhh!! Must ... not ... think ... about ... 2007 ... yet. Uuurrgghh!!! Still ... have .... to ... resolve ... how ... to ... pack ... parachutes ... for ... 2006 ... Ooorrrkkggnn!!
Sweet! 
The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane.
- Nikola Tesla
Genius might be described as a supreme capacity for getting its possessors into trouble of all kinds.
- Samuel Butler
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