[Ammonium]

...when your parents ask you what you've been smoking when you come home at 3am and reek of flux
...when you hand in your term paper late because you wrote auto mode code on the back
...when you wonder why your C++ isn't working because you wrote it in C
...when you make the C work
...when you you have pneumatic flow charts written on your arm
...when you do geometry proofs and have an else statement
...when you get Yellow 5 cancer from all the Mt. Dew you drink
...when you get ip banned from your own MUD because of your FIRST rants
...when you can't play AD&D because your 4-sided dice are strategy tetras
...when your shoes are held together with old PWM wires
...when you have 8 strippers under your bed
...when your more awake between 11pm and 4am than any other time
...when the FIRST CD is the only CD you haven't pirated
...when you have 32 Chief Delphi windows open at any one time
...when you have to bypass your schools security network to download the newest team updates
...when you realize, it's not TV...it's HBO