[Jordan A.]

Alright I post this in the rumor mill because it seems the type of place that isnt instantly offended.

This is purely meant as a fun conversation I hope no one takes it too seriously.

During the ceremonies at the Einstein field you cant help but notice that Dean spent almost all the time on his Segway

When he didnt it as very easy to see how short he is.

So ive got it narrowed down to 2 things

Napolean Complex: he's bitter about his shortness and hides it by ridding his "horse" constantly

or

Salesmanship: he wants to sell them so he rides it all the time for publicity.

What do you think?