Dudes, forget the robot - check out this "Rockstar Haircuts" picture book instead! Hmm....do you think I should go with the Bon Jovi perm or the Poisonesque Aqua Net look? Boy, I sure do miss wearing my torn denim jacket and neon green spandex pants (at the same time), but I need something that accentuates my new desperate-to-avoid-feeling-old wannabe rocker persona yet still preserves my dorky engineer farmboy vibe - I think I'll go with the mullet - business in the front, party in the back. ROCK ON!
