[karinka13]

My school had a really bad flu outbreak a week ago. Monday-85 people absent, tues-95 people absent, wed-110 people absent, etc etc...(theres only 500 people in my school) the nurse's office was full of people...all the beds were full, there were people in all the chairs, people lying on the floor...

so the administrators, being the smart smart people they are, decide to stick us all in the un-ventilated auditorium for mass and have us all cough on each other...