[Travis Hoffman]

Welcome, everyone, to the the 10th annual Best Buy Geek Squad Olympics, where only the most ignorant, self-absorbed computer department dweebs are chosen to gather and show off their bloated technical knowledge of the wide array of crap they pawn off on the clueless American consumer every day! Each year, competition participants display allegiance to their store by wearing a variety of different colorful uniforms, and this year is no exception. Shown here next to a bunch of nerdly scrubs whose names aren't worth mentioning is Brandon Martus, from Best Buy Store #47 in Pontiac, Michigan. Brandon is a front runner for the gold this year, for not only is he a ginormous dork, he is also one of a select few in attendance who is the spawn of the devil, a common trait among Best Buy employees.