[Jay Trzaskos]

I'm sorry to tell you this Dave, but your not eligible for the Engineering Merit Badge. Seeing as (a)your not even a Boy Scout, (b)your a little old for the Boy Scouts, and (c) theres nothing here to show you have been working on your Engineering merit Badge. And about your Collection Merit Badge, showing us pictures of all the Krispey Kreme boxes you've collected through your travels doesn't meet the requirements. Sorry.