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Don't you realize that there really is only ONE Dave? All the individual "Daves" that you think you know are really just part of a large communal creature that share a hyper-dimensionally linked common mind. We/I exist among the mere mortals in an effort to teach the philosophies of:
- a pursuit of excellence in everything you do,
- a never-ending quest to increase knowledge
- a constant desire to support the greater good
- teaching by example
- a continuing practice of tounge-in-cheek speak
We/I have infused ourselves into your societies in order to lead you to a new awareness of your potential to be more "Dave-like" in every way (Krispy Kremes and Hawaiian shirts included). We/I were the genesis of the idea of the Borg.
You will be assimilated...
-dave (all of us)
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