There were a lot of things for elyse, so i'm selecting my favorites
*elyse is going to marry a hobo and run away to mexico
-this has to be my most favorite, but ew not Mexico- I have too much family there.
*elyse is shocked by her swinging single mother
-My mom isn't swinging nor is she single, but if that ended up being true I indeed would be shocked.
*elyse is my hero
-aw, how nice!
*elyse is sitting on the sofa reading
-Am not! I'm on my laptop at my desk typing!
*elyse is an academic and social role model who contributes to her school and community
-cool, i think
*elyse is licensed to practice law in nevada
-I always wanted to go to law school...
*elyse is a quiet
-HAH yeah right
*elyse is patient
-double HAH, no I'm not
*elyse is from chicago
-well one's right so far, although I'm based in Hammond and Lafayette, IN now.
*elyse is always up
- this is true, I swear I have acute insomnia.
*elyse is trying to sing her way to stardom...
-...but was immediately rejected by simon.
*elyse is doing well in her studies
-I hope I hope, haha
*elyse is pulled into the pond by some unseen force
- ... O.o
*elyse is crazy
-it's true
*elyse is such a b**** (edited for CD

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-well if you tick me off enough I am.