[George A.]

This thread was started from an inspiration from another CD'er on the R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg Thread. They thought that as a way of paying respect to his comedic genius, we should post our favorite jokes of his in here. Feel free to add personal comments as well...I'll get us started.

You see on a traffic light green means go, and yellow means yeild. It's the opposite way on a banana, green means hold up, yellow means go ahead and red means...hey where'd you get that banana?!?!

A guy gave me a photo and said "this is a picture of me when I was younger."...every picture is of you when you were younger. I've never had someone go "here's a picture me when I'm older"...wait a minute...lemme see that camera.

R.I.P Mitch, the world will be a less funny place without you.