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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #40

Amanda: Hey! When I agreed to do an act with Brandon for the talent show, I don't remember hearing anything about it being a ventriloquist act. And how come I have to be the dummy?

Brandon: Oh yeah, like I was going to be able to sit on YOUR knee! Look, just consider it type-casting. Now be quiet, the act is starting! (jams hand in Amanda's back)

Amanda: OWWW!

Brandon: (drinking a glass of water) Mmffphhffftt mmmuunnnbbbfffff!

Amanda: I just flew in from Chicago, and boy are my arms tired...
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