There are many perks to being both:
Pirate- Has a ship
- Has a parrot
- could be a captain
- has a musket
- Plunders!
- says "yar"
Ninja- Has an awesome outfit
- Has a cool sword
- Can throw stuff
- is super sneaky (great for when your late to class
- Could possibly know how to kill you in one tap
- has a super long really gorey family history
It is quite indeterminate to choose either. Do I smell a 'You might be a ninja if..." or a "You might be a pirate if..." thread?
And it would be so difficult to finish this post without to further emphasize the idea of pirate ninja's introduced by adam richards. so thanks to google I present:
http://www.dantrujillo.com/blog/imag..._vs_ninjas.jpg