[Travis Hoffman]

Hello, there, NASA TV Viewers. My name is Brandon Martus. Some of you may know me as the Webmaster of Chief Delphi. In fact, I've never been associated with any team but Chief Delphi in all my years in FIRST. The same cannot be said for this poor girl here. Amanda Morrison is one of a few people scattered across the FIRST community who suffer from an affliction called NO-STIC - NOn-Stationary Team Identity Crisis. Those affected by NO-STIC cannot stay with one robotics team for more than a year or so. Amanda's nomadic wanderings throughout FIRST have confused her feeble brain to the point where doesn't know where the heck she belongs. Other symptoms of NO-STIC include uncontrollable grinning, wearing silly hats, and an inexplicable desire to hang out with bald people.

For just a few team shirts and buttons a day, your team can adopt Amanda and finally give her a permanent home in FIRST. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE give her a home and keep her there, because I'm tired of seeing her show up at all these random events to hang out with me every year! *presses hands and face against camera lens* I'm begging you....save me from this insane woman!!!!!!!