[Redneck]

"Um..... why is smoke coming out of the camera..... OH [expletive deleted]!"
- Me after someone reversed the polarity of the PWMs and fried the CMU cam


"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, diddly dee, there they are standing in a row!"
- A couple of guys on my team, just randomly every 30 mins or so during the Sacramento Regional


"Screw this tetra stuff... let's just build a dancing robot instead!"
- Everyone on my team at some point or another during build season


*The following are random jokes that me and my fellow programmers put as comments in our code*
"There are few problems in this world that cannot be solved through the use of high explosives."

"There are even fewer problems that cannot be solved through the use of dirty jokes."

"The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity"