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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #41
MissInformation (Heidi): [sobbing, with sounds of a straight jacket being tighened in the background] I was just making a few pictures of Dave in funny outfits. I thought it was just all in fun. But now people are dressing like the "Dave photos!" I saw this image and thought it would make a start for a good "Dave image." It looked like a great cartoon - but then I realized it was REAL! I keep telling people it was only a joke! But they keep taking it as serious fashion advice! And now I see cowboy-hat-wearing, cape-covered, hawaiian-shirt-begotten, flashlight-totin' versions of Dave everywhere I look! It was only a joke, I tell you! Yves Saint Laurent has threatened to take out a contract on me! Make them stop! [more sobbing]
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"I know what you're thinking, punk," hissed Wordy Harry to his new editor, "you're thinking, 'Did he use six superfluous adjectives or only five?' - and to tell the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement; but being as this is English, the most powerful language in the world, whose subtle nuances will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' - well do you, punk?"
- Stuart Vasepuru, 2006 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest
My OTHER CAR is still on Mars!!!
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