1. Target: Everyone at the Championship other than me,
especially Lisa Perez, because *insert up-to-date contract quantity here* number of hits simply isn't enough.
2. Team/Division: Everyone at the Championship other than me, affiliated with a team or not.
3. Requester: Travis Hoffman
4. Pic: Uh, it's everyone - just shoot them indiscriminately like the scurvy dogs they are! Unless they = me.
5. Reason: You are all PATHETIC, WEAK, and AFRAID to call out a hit on me publicly, for you all recognize that I am vastly superior in intellect to all of you and would most surely use my mental prowess to avoid any hit attempts brought against me! MUAHAHAHAHAA!!!
Either that, or I'm just too nice of a guy. Darnit.
Or no one cares enough about me to have me shot in the back.
