I will now state that this competition is hereby null and invalid, because nobody told me Dave could dislocate his jaw to eat.
Also, nobody told me that Dave had hair that wasn't gray, at some point.
Well, despite all my protests, Dave wants to go through with this. I have never turned down a fair bet in all my life, and I don't intend to start now. However, this is quite the disadvantage, and I don't think it's exactly fair...