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Originally Posted by Andy Baker
Rich, you need to come out to Indiana and see how crazy we are.
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Yep, our cultural norm is a bit different than you cultured Pennsylvanians. We can live with that.
Andy B.
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CRAZY INDIANANS TO THE LEFT OF US!!! "CULTURED" (Huh?? Have you seen them drive, Andy?) PENNSYLVANIANS TO THE RIGHT!!! TONE DEAF CANADIANS ABOVE US!!! HORSE-LOVIN' TIM COUCH SUPPORTERS BELOW US!!!
OHIO - An island of Midwestern normalcy in the middle of a sea of insanity.
Ohio law classifies JVN's pillow as a biological waste hazard and therefore prohibits such repulsive material from crossing our borders.
Those who attempt to violate this directive will be forced to toil in the salt mines under Lake Erie for 50 years. Should anyone choose to bring the pillow from New York to the IRI, you will have to beg Karthik to smuggle the pillow through Canada and Michigan, where they don't care about such things as public health and safety.
I'll pay you $20 to keep it and incinerate it for the health and safety of the American people. (This is a legitimate bid, btw.)