Woo! Page three! This, I must say, is a crowning achievement.
(nobody hunt me down for that joke--The OTHER Heidi Foster Rule is in effect)
First place goes to...
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Originally Posted by Jay H 237
In the beginning, to perfect her Photoshop skills, Heidi took a self portrait of herself wearing one of those cheap cardboard Burger King birthday crowns. After spending hours in front of the computer she called it a success after she manipulated the crown to appear as made of gold and inset with jewels. Only now she was confident enough to take on the great Dave Lavery.
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Second place goes to...
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Originally Posted by Gary Dillard
FAIRY??? DO I LOOK LIKE A FAIRY TO YOU LAVERY??? How'd you like to lose a couple teeth, then maybe you'll get to see a fairy! I'm QUEEN Heidi. Q...U...E...E...N. As in, "Yes, my queen", "Whatever you say, my queen", "Forgive me, my queen". Now get on your knees and look me in the eye.
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(I seriously tried to spotlight that one.)
Honorable mentions go to...
Kyle
Alex Cormier
MissInformation
Wayne Doenges
Koko Ed
Alex Pelan
Denman
Wetzel
Rich Wong
Al Skierkiewicz
IMDWalrus
Jacqui
dlavery
richardp
And the burn award...
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Originally Posted by T. Hoffman
"I'm sorry Miss Foster, while our title character in the recent commercials may have deceived you into believing otherwise, there's no such thing as a "Burger Queen". You are obviously not suited to be the mascot for a restaurant chain of our caliber - why don't you dress yourself up as an Oreo Blizzard and waltz on over to the DQ down the street? They're the last refuge for the desperate, unskilled, and unemployed, and you look like you've hit that trifecta."
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So here's the scores...
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MissInformation 131
Gary Dillard 128
T. Hoffman 126
Dlavery 103
Jay H 237 77
Dorienne Plait 75
Greencactus3 73
Rich Wong 70
Andy Baker 61
DCA Fan 59
Amanda Morrison 55
JVN 54
Bcahn836 47
GateRunner 46
Michelle 236 45
Koko Ed 45
Elgin Clock 45
Greg Needel 45
Eugenia Gabrielov 45
Tkwetzel 45
JosephM 42
EddieMcD 36
"Big Mike" 34
Brandon Martus 30
Matt Attallah 29
Kyle45 28
Jeff Waegelin 27
Richardp 27
VGMasterShadow 26
DanielBCR 26
Arefin Bari 23
Nehalita 22
Shyra1353 21
Squirrelrock 19
Mike Ciance 18
Jessica Boucher 17
Lil' Lavery 16
Astronouth7303 15
Rich Kressly 14
Robo hottie71 14
Wetzel 12
Tom Schindler 12
Jacqui 11
Steve W 11
Killerofkiller 11
Alex Cormier 11
Aignam 9
Denman 9
Icurtis 9
Kyle 9
JamizzleHavok13 8
Vivelation 8
EricS-Team180 7
Jack Jones 7
RogerR 7
Meli W. 7
George1083 6
ZACH P. 6
Cyberguy34000 6
TierraDelDiablo 6
Andrew Rudolph 5
George56 5
Katy 5
Marc P. 5
Stephen Kowski 5
Al Skierkiewicz 4
Barry Bonzack1604 4
Ken Patton 4
Tytus Gerrish 4
Corey Balint 4
CourtneyB 4
Jay Trzaskos 4
Joe_P. 4
Yan Wang 4
David Kelly 3
Alex Pelan 3
Ben Lauer 3
DJ Fluck 3
IMDWalrus 3
Lisa Perez 3
Sakura141 3
Cory 2
DaBruteForceGuy 2
Dillon Compton 2
Ecarlson 2
EnderofDragon 2
Jake177 2
Jdiwnab 2
Jeff_Rice 2
Joe Ross 2
Joshua May 2
Karinka13 2
Nobrakes8 2
Tom Bottiglieri 2
Wayne Doenges 2
EricH 2
Aaron Lussier 1
Bill Gold 1
Coco The Monkey 1
Collin Fultz 1
ElfMaster 1
Eria4044 1
JakeGallagher 1
Katie Reynolds 1
Kayla13 1
Matt Krass 1
MATT_kaplan108 1
NoRemorse 1
Pat McCarthy 1
Sanddrag 1
StephLee 1
Tiffany34990 1
Onward!