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Re: Short People Unite
Now, if you really want to get politically correct, let me present myself in a more positive light than "Vertically Challenged."
First of all, short people are not actually challenged. We are in fact, very very very skilled at obtaining family-size individuals to help us reach things and or put us into tall locations. Some of these family-size individuals are people, others are inanimate objects. It varies.
I pride myself in the following descriptive phrases -
Snack Size
Fun Size
Travel Size
Bite Size
Mini Size
Yum Size
Frolic Size
Snack size is a personal favorite, as I am eating a snack presently.
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McCormick School of Engineering 2010
Computer Science
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