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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #53
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111!!! See! See! I TOLD you!!! When you throw a piece of toast up in the air, it ALWAYS falls "butter side down" when it hits the floor! Now maybe next time you will believe us, and Raul wont have to build this silly 111-slices-at-once-toaster-thingy just to prove it to you!"
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"I know what you're thinking, punk," hissed Wordy Harry to his new editor, "you're thinking, 'Did he use six superfluous adjectives or only five?' - and to tell the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement; but being as this is English, the most powerful language in the world, whose subtle nuances will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' - well do you, punk?"
- Stuart Vasepuru, 2006 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest
My OTHER CAR is still on Mars!!!
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