[Billfred]

Originally Posted by Rich Wong

Not an entry< Would someone from the IRI staff please be so nice and look around the gym again to see if Billfred is still there.
Or Dori has kidnapped Bill." >

I doubt that Dori wants to get -infinity, as that would be a violation of The OTHER Heidi Foster Rule. (By the way, as you've probably figured out by now, I made it back to Colatown in one piece.)

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Jay Trzaskos

Announcer - "First there were the 'LIVESTRONG' wristbands, then Came the 'VEX' wristbands. Now proudly introducing the 'Serenity Now' corsage. It now comes in extra large to help block those pesky parents from photographing you on prom night."
Announcer - "The 'Serenity Now' corsage is now proudly endorsed by Dori"
Dori - "Stop taking pictures of me, I did not authorize this commercial."

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by you know, the old bald guy

Dori's dad: "On a scale of one to five how would you rate Dori's chance at getting home later than midnight tonight?'

'Good answer Seth."

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Koko Ed
2) Kyle45
3) tiffany34990
4) Dorienne 007
5) KathieK
6) ashley
7) brandy836
8) DCA Fan
9) MissInformation
10) EricS-Team180
11) T. Hoffman
12) nehalita
13) Dave Scheck

And the burn award:

Originally Posted by Arefin Bari

D-d-d-d-d-dooorraaa: Don't show them how cute I look. The FIRST guys might come after me.

Seth: You wish.

So the scores are (after three tries to get the post done):

Jay Trzaskos	12
EddieMcD	11
Gary Dillard	6
Dlavery	5
Arefin Bari	4
Ashley	4
Dave Scheck	4
DCA Fan	4
EricS-Team180	4
Koko Ed	4
MissInformation	4
T. Hoffman	4
Pat McCarthy	3
1derboy	3
KathieK	3
Nehalita	3
Rich Wong	3
“Big Mike”	2
Amanda Morrison	2
Brandy836	2
DanielBCR	2
Dorienne 007	2
Elgin Clock	2
JVN	2
Kyle45	2
Tiffany34990	2
Bcahn836	2
Jay H 237	2
Spears312	2
Al Skierkiewicz	1
Andy Baker	1
Barry Bonzack	1
EricH	1
First degree	1
Goober!!!	1
JosephM	1
Kjhobin	1
Lisa Perez	1
Richardp	1
Termite233	1
Tytus Gerrish	1
Wilshire	1
Xzvrw2	1

Onward!