[Ben Lauer]

Neun - So your saying that chainsaw is non-functional decoration?
Student - Yes, The chainsaw doesn't work because we had to use the spark plugs in our lawn mower.
Neun - Well...I still can't pass you because you have a lawn mower and that contains "sharps" that could damage the carpet.
Student - Don't look at it as "damage" but as maintenance.
Neun - Oh...