[Billfred]

You know it's a big week when all the tabs in Firefox run off the screen.

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Rich Wong

Over heard at the 2034 FIRST Competition

" *Cough, cough* Alright guys…My name is John V. Neun.
Cough. Yes, I'm the real one.
I’m here to inspect your robot.

Ok... where are your calculations for maximum motor load.
I want to see the current draw vs. load torque diagrams.
Let me see your calculation for gearbox load.
Did you calculate the motor current draw and robot velocity over time?

Well sonny, I’m waiting…..

*Silence*

Sigh, Just as I thought.

You young JVN-Want-A-Be have it made these days.
When I was young, I build my own gearbox with my own two hands.
I was the best, I tell you, I was the best….

None of these silly prefabricated perpetual engines, virtual transmissions, and ionized-geometry sensors were available in the good old days. They’re for wimps. "

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Gary Dillard

I think you have me mistaken with my.... excuse me? You'd like to buy me dinner? Oh, well uh, thank you; I'm glad you liked my chassis kit.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Andy Baker
2) Ryan Foley
3) T. Hoffman
4) EddieMcD
5) MissInformation
6) Andrew Rudolph
7) Meredith343MiM
8) EricS-Team180
9) BCahn836
10) Jay H 237
11) DanielBCR
12) KathieK
13) JVN
14) dlavery
15) "Big Mike"
16) Koko Ed

And the burn award...

Originally Posted by Jay Trzaskos

Mr. Neun - "let's see here Jay. No use of duct tape... check"
Mr. Neun - "all the electronics and pneumatics are good... Check"
Mr. Neun - "Hmm., the only problem is your use of radioactive materials. Hold on, I know who you are Jay. You started that JVN is a dweeb thread on Chief Delphi. I guess I can let this hazerdous materials thing slide..."
Jay - Wow, thanks Mr. Neun!"
Mr. Neun - No problem, (writing on pad) 'inspection passed.' "

Meaning the scores are now...

Jay Trzaskos	15
EddieMcD	13
Rich Wong	13
Gary Dillard	11
Dlavery	7
EricS-Team180	6
Koko Ed	6
MissInformation	6
T. Hoffman	6
Arefin Bari	5
Ashley Christine	5
DCA Fan	5
KathieK	5
“Big Mike”	4
DanielBCR	4
Dave Scheck	4
JVN	4
1derboy	4
Bcahn836	4
Jay H 237	4
Nehalita	4
Pat McCarthy	3
Amanda Morrison	3
Andy Baker	3
Dorienne 007	3
Kyle45	3
Spears312	3
Andrew Rudolph	2
Brandy836	2
Elgin Clock	2
Meredith343MiM	2
Ryan Foley	2
Tiffany34990	2
EricH	2
Goober!!!	2
Kjhobin	2
Xzvrw2	2
Al Skierkiewicz	1
Barry Bonzack	1
Ben Lauer	1
Budda648	1
Denman	1
First degree	1
JosephM	1
Lisa Perez	1
Richardp	1
Termite233	1
Tytus Gerrish	1
Wilshire	1

The next contest will not the usual five minutes away...but it'll be worth the wait.