come on long islanders! we must liberate the lost hamburgers being covered by mustard!!
and you thought the sticknapper MOE sticks were a big deal
i say we hit northern NY first, cause if one state is doing it, then it will be a trend. we need to raise some money to lobby for a bill, that forbids torturing hambugers with mustard. i'm sure if we get enough money, er, assemblymen

, on our side, we can win! free the hamburgers!!
hmm, i think i need to get out more...