He should get a job at one of the companies that mix different artificial ingredients together to come up with different tastes and smells.
I can see it now, "Hey Steve! Come here and tell me if all these ingredients I can't pronounce mixed together tastes like grape yet!"
Working in the automation field I have some knowledge of the type of machines used in 'mechanically separated chicken' but I'll keep it to myself and leave it to your imagination.
