[Cyberguy34000]

Known as project X, It's the Tehcnocats secret weapon for the '06 game. Smuggled out of team 67's top secret research lab, Project X is the ultimate in Human Player technology. Engineered for speed, Project X also has the amazing to ability and distract enemy drivers with an egyptian walk and fish face while scoring for the alliance, making Project X an invaluble asset to the Technocats game-winning stratigies.

While some FIRST authorities have questioned the ethical use of super-child abilities in competion, no official announcements have been made. This is actually to be expected, as at competition the refs will most likely decide on the spot about the legality of the situation.

Government officials have also recently gotten involved, mainly the child-abuse and social working agencies. Andy Baker has been arrested and charged with attempting to sell children over the internet for a fundraiser, and for extensive brainwashing. Why else would anyone be doing the egyptian walk?

Amid all of this scandel, teams are wondering, will FIRST ever be the same again?

Project X, coming to a FIRST event near you. Be afraid. Be very afraid.