[Ian Curtis]

ALERT. FIRSTERITUS HAS REACHED HIGHEST INFECTED LEVELS EVER.

FIRSTERITUS is a very communicable disease which infects people at 30 regionals and one championship event. However it was recently found to be hereditary and communicable through items. Doctors are not sure if Racheal Baker contacted this serious and non-curable disease from her father (Andrew Baker who reached the highest level of the disease possible for a mentor (WFA winner)) or from the pillow which her father almost bought that contained highly contagious drool from JVN (a seriously infect UFH) in the shape of a seahorse.