[RoboMom]

Hey, wait a second here.....

You all are just jealous because you don't have a wearable file cabinet containing color-coded index cards, earplugs, headset, backup safety glasses (in case I need a pair on my face), breath mints, reading glasses, distance glasses, pens, bandaids, cell phone, business cards and waterless hand cleaner and pins,pins, pins, plus I can store that bottle of water, shove the clipboard in the back flap and have two hands free to strangle, uh, I mean hug Dori.