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guy in back with glowing red eyes: (in an uncharacteristically deep voice) Your Coke will soon be mine...
guy in back: (uses telekinetic powers to suck bottle into hand)
Dori: (says some witty statement about getting coke back)
guy in back: (goes into cliche martial arts pose and makes "bring it" hand signal)
Dori: (goes into similar pose)
Billfred: (sets camera to movie mode)
(Matrix-style fight breaks out with guy in back and Dori flying around whenever they jump)
Billfred: (captures obligitory "camera rotates around fighters while they're frozen in mid kick" shot)
Phil: (grabs coke, drinks it, then runs for safety) Ha! Ha! The Coke is mine!