03-09-2005, 20:02
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Curmudgeon
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Rookie Year: 1996
Location: Herndon, VA
Posts: 3,176
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Re: One-upping JVN.
That is hysterical! I gotta make one of those! But since catsup has been done, I will have to make one for mustard, relish or chopped onions. I can see it now - a whole line of condiment crappers!
Is anyone else bothered by the fact that they actually wipe the catsup bottle's back end with toilet paper?
-dave
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