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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #62
Geez, you fall asleep for fifteen minutes, and look what happens! All I said was "I want my mummy" and all of the sudden all these little Lilliputians come running out of the woodwork and seal me up in a sarcophagus.
-dave
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"I know what you're thinking, punk," hissed Wordy Harry to his new editor, "you're thinking, 'Did he use six superfluous adjectives or only five?' - and to tell the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement; but being as this is English, the most powerful language in the world, whose subtle nuances will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' - well do you, punk?"
- Stuart Vasepuru, 2006 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest
My OTHER CAR is still on Mars!!!
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