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Re: "You Might Be an Engineer If..."

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Originally Posted by Brian Lesser
both of you are wrong O.o Im so glad I have the screenplay with me right now...

*arm is cut off*

Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
Black Knight: 'Tis just a scratch.
Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off
Black Knight: No it isn't
Arthur: What's that then?
Black Knight: I've had worse.
Arthur: You're a liar
Black Knight: Come on you pansy.

*other arm chopped off*

Arthur: Victory is mine. *sinking to his knees* I thank thee O Lord that in thy...
Black Knight: Come on then
Arthur: What!
Black Knight: *kicks Arthur*
Arthur: You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
Black Knight: Had enough?
Arthur: You stupid *There's children here*. You haven't got any arms left.
Black Knight: Course I have.
Arthur: Look!
Black Knight: What! Just a flesh wound.
Arthur: Stop that.
Black Knight: Had enough...?
Arthur: I'll have your leg.
Black Knight: *kicks Arthur*
Arthur: *chops off one leg*
Black Knight: I'll do you for that.
Arthur: You'll what...?
Black Knight: Come here.
Arthur: What are you going to do. Bleed on me?
Black Knight: I am invincible
Arthur: You're a looney
Black Knight: The Black Knight always tiumphs. Have at you?
Arthur: *chops other leg*
Black Knight: All right, we'll call it a draw.
Arthur: Come, Patsy.
Black Knight: Running away, eh? You yellow *there's children here*, come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!

*there's children here* = my very own censors
OK, so which is more geeky - knowing several scenes from multiple Monty Python movies and being able to recite them from memory, or actually owning your very own personal copy of a Monty Python screenplay???

-dave
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