Okay, now that the initial Tunak craze is over, I want a translation of the thing. I'm offering $5 to the first person who finds a good translation of the Tunak song. If you don't know what Tunak is, then you've been living under a rock ;-) It's a song by Indian pop-star Daler Mehndi, and well, you just have to see the video -
http://www.owlnet.rice.edu/~mrdarius/music/tunak.ram (real media). I've been searching for a translation of the song with no luck. If you find a good one, $5 is yours.