i dunno. i was in the car with karen on the way up to Capital Clash. u guys were there!

Well, on the way there, we came up with this super toilet!
I dunno, one thing led to another, n it ended up with these features :
1) the led lights pulsate according to how hard u pee
2) there's music playing in the background of waterfalls n all of a sudden this voice says "Just do it! You can do it!"
3) you flush the toilet by clapping your hands
4) you can adjust the seat so it can be fixed to your height or be as wide as u want it
5) it takes ur urine n does a diagnoses
6) it has a blender action thing on the bottom... in case.. you know....
7) rainbow toilet paper so as it flushes u get a colorful swirl!
8) in case u're south of the equater, it has a mechanism that makes the water swirl counter-clockwise so u can do it the american way!
9) at every hour, this pirate ships n plastic pirates pops up (like treasure island) n plays there theme music n then it randomly says "man over board!" n one of the figurines falls into the toilet
10) there's this tap on the side with ur favorite soda, so u can put back in what u just put out
n something else.. i kinda forget. it was a fun roadtrip up to Capital Clash
Tinkle, boom, or w/e, the Firebird's toilet is up for any challenge!