[Joe J.]

Here are a few:

“I’m a FREAKIN’ mentor, I can walk on FREAKIN’ water” Heebe Geebe (Not2b)

"So Jagadics would kneel down and we would hear a wimper like someone ran over a small puppy. Then and only then would we realize that poor Joe sat on a steel shaving the wrong way."

“Thanks for the Root Beer…Satin!”

Not Relating to FIRST:

“If a major production company can spent 130 million dollars to make the worst piece of crap sci-fi movie, imagine what kind of damage you and your three buddies could do with your dad’s camcorder and a three dollar tape.” - Science Fiction teacher

“I hope you all had a good weekend. If you didn’t you can try again in five days.” -Honors Debate teacher