Well Beth,
some of us certainly have the figure. Now where did I put those coconut shells...
Really, I'd apply
the miller test. Take into account who you are going to contend with.
It's bizzare, but some people may actually be upset about what
you are wearing... as many of these people are perfectly rational and worthwhile people otherwise, you may not want to offend them.
When in rome...
EDIT: You guys are the fembots, hahahaha. I think I see the theme developing here...