Alright, alright, I know it's late. But better late than never.
First place goes to:
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Originally Posted by Wayne Doenges
Team 340, misinterpreting the rules, invented the Tetra-pult. Using it's vision system it can throw a tetra onto any pointed object. Tragically a woman was injured when she inadvertently raised her index finger to point at something.
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Second place goes to:
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Originally Posted by Andy Baker
sung by lady, as she crosses her legs back and forth every two beats:
"One singular sensation, every little step she takes
One thrilling combination, every move that she makes"
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Honorable mentions go to...
1) Alex Cormier
2) Bcahn836
3) Jay H 237
4) Dorienne 007
5) EddieMcD
6) sciguy125
7) KathieK
8) xzvrw2
9) Jay Trzaskos
10) DCA Fan
And the burn award...
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Originally Posted by T. Hoffman
Lady to bald guy: "My good man, I dare say your barren pate is reminiscent of that of a young college student I met at Clarkson U back in '04. His intellect was unsurpassed; alas, his personality was as uninspiring as his hygiene was appalling. What was his name again? I do believe it was Johnny Goon.... Care for some tea and crumpets?"
Bald Guy: "No, thank you, milady, I'm on Atkins." (secretly thinks to himself "I always thought I looked like Gary Dillard, a horrific fact that has tortured my soul for years.")
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Which means the scores are....
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Gary Dillard 37
EddieMcD 35
Nehalita 34
MissInformation 32
Jay Trzaskos 29
Dlavery 28
Jay H 237 28
Rich Wong 27
Amanda Morrison 26
KathieK 25
EricH 24
Arefin Bari 22
“Big Mike” 20
Dorienne 007 20
EricS-Team180 20
Al Skierkiewicz 19
T. Hoffman 19
Bcahn836 18
Icurtis 16
Wayne Doenges 15
Andy Baker 14
Xzvrw2 14
Kyle45 13
1derboy 13
Koko Ed 12
DCA Fan 12
JosephM 10
Alex Cormier 10
Ashley Christine 9
Kjhobin 8
Mechanicalbrain 8
Pat McCarthy 7
DanielBCR 7
Dave Scheck 7
Brandy836 6
JVN 6
Miketwalker 6
Squirrelrock 6
Conor Ryan 6
Goober!!! 5
KarenH 4
Kevin Kolodziej 4
RoboMom 4
Cyberguy34000 4
Greencactus3 4
Sciguy125 4
Tiffany34990 4
Spears312 4
Rich Kressly 3
Richardp 3
Ryan Foley 3
Greg Needel 3
Adam Richards 2
Andrew Rudolph 2
Elgin Clock 2
Jessica Boucher 2
Kyle 2
Meredith343MiM 2
Ogre 2
Denman 2
Liz C 2
Wetzel 2
anna~marie 1
Barry Bonzack 1
Ben Lauer 1
Bill_Hancoc 1
Budda648 1
Eugenia Gabrielov 1
First degree 1
John Wanninger 1
KyleGilbert45 1
Lisa Perez 1
Matt Attallah 1
Termite233 1
Tytus Gerrish 1
Wilshire 1
Rees2001 1
Onward!