[Jay Trzaskos]

Around 4am one morning last year-
"Oh no, What time does Sergi's close?" (Sergi's is the best pizza in potsdam)
... slight pause "I dont know...whats the number for Sergi's?"
about 5 minutes later... "wait, does anyone here even have a phone?"
this was followed by the sounds of 7 college kids diving to their bags to look for a cell phone.

also

"For the last time, hippies are not acceptable pets!!!"