Apologies on the lateness of this one. Yesterday I went to the South Carolina State Fair to help out at the FIRST booth there, and by the end of it, I felt like I'd just spent a day at a regional. (I might as well have--I was in 342's pit, by 1398's robot, talking to people wanting to know what it does.)
First place goes to:
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Originally Posted by T. Hoffman
Heidi: "No, Timmy! That's a bad little Timmy! Don't eat the green jello! Those are the "Stolichnaya Specials" I made for Dave! He's already playing with dolls. After he downs a few more of these green beauties, I'll have enough Photoshoppable pictures to last me for decades!"
Meanwhile, Dave, holding a Barbie doll in his left hand and a Ken in his right, is happily lost in the fantasy world his befuddled mind has created...
NASA Groupie Barbie: "OMG! OMG! OMG! NASA Engineer Ken, I worship the ground you walk on! The exploration of Mars is so interesting!
NASA Engineer Ken: "Yeah, baby, I love to go where no man has gone before. I'd love to explore the uncharted terrain of your lips...."
NASA Engineer Barbie: <slaps Ken with plastic hand> "Well I'm speaking English, but you're obviously speaking metric. Get lost, creep!" <moves on to next victim> "Oh, there's NASA Engineer Dave! I think I'll go and meet him!"
<Dave puts Ken down and picks up his favorite possession - a perfect scale model of himself in a pimp suit>
NASA Engineer Dave: <in deepest Barry White voice possible, interspersed with musical interludes from the soundtrack of "Shaft"> "Heyyyyyyy, baby. Chicka chicka wow wow, chicka wow, wow. What's happenin'?"
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Second place goes to...
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Originally Posted by Wayne Doenges
Heidi: We will be having a contest to see who can eat their jello the fastest using only chopsticks. Please be very quiet as Dave is getting old and needs his rest. On three.....1......2......3.......GO!
Dave: "Snort" (wakes up) We have liftoff!!
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Honorable mentions go to...
1) JosephM
2) Elgin Clock
3) Jay H 237
4) Denman
5) Gary Dillard
6) EddieMcD
7) Andy Baker
8) Al Skierkiewicz
9) dlavery
10) EricS-Team180
11) KarenH
12) MissInformation
And the burn award...
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Originally Posted by Dorienne 007
Heidi: Okay children let's help Dave make his dollhouse so he can play with his little cutesy wootsy friends...
Dave is seemingly reading the manual, but slowly lowers it to look at Heidi with glaring eyes. Unbeknownst to Heidi, Dave is reading a secret plot on how to finally destroy his evil nemesis.
Dave: Just you wait, Heidi, just you wait...
Kids: HAHA YOU'RE A LITTLE GIRL WITH COOTIES WHO LIKES TO PLAY WITH DOLLIES!
Dave: THEY'RE NOT DOLLIES THEY'RE MY FRIENDS!
Kids: O_O;
Dave: ...
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I'm not really sure how to follow such a thing, except to post the scores:
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Gary Dillard 39
EddieMcD 37
Nehalita 35
MissInformation 34
Dlavery 30
Jay Trzaskos 30
T. Hoffman 29
Jay H 237 28
Rich Wong 28
Amanda Morrison 26
KathieK 25
EricH 25
Dorienne 007 23
Arefin Bari 23
EricS-Team180 22
Al Skierkiewicz 21
Wayne Doenges 20
“Big Mike” 20
Bcahn836 19
Icurtis 17
Andy Baker 16
Xzvrw2 15
Kyle45 13
1derboy 13
JosephM 12
Koko Ed 12
DCA Fan 12
Alex Cormier 10
Ashley Christine 9
Kjhobin 8
Mechanicalbrain 8
Pat McCarthy 7
DanielBCR 7
Dave Scheck 7
Brandy836 6
JVN 6
KarenH 6
Miketwalker 6
Squirrelrock 6
Conor Ryan 6
Goober!!! 6
Tiffany34990 5
Elgin Clock 4
Kevin Kolodziej 4
RoboMom 4
Cyberguy34000 4
Denman 4
Greencactus3 4
Sciguy125 4
Spears312 4
Rich Kressly 3
Richardp 3
Ryan Foley 3
Greg Needel 3
Adam Richards 2
Andrew Rudolph 2
Jessica Boucher 2
Kyle 2
Meredith343MiM 2
Ogre 2
Bill_Hancoc 2
Liz C 2
Wetzel 2
anna~marie 1
Barry Bonzack 1
Ben Lauer 1
Budda648 1
Eugenia Gabrielov 1
First degree 1
John Wanninger 1
KyleGilbert45 1
Lisa Perez 1
Matt Attallah 1
Termite233 1
Tytus Gerrish 1
Wilshire 1
Rees2001 1
Onward!