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Re: Worst Movie Ever

To Elgin:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Frenchman
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Incidentally, The Marksman was awful. Wesley Snipes, straight to video. My parents paid money to rent it, and I actually watched it. To anybody who knows anything, it's bad; really bad. (Includes F-14s flown by Army pilots from a Navy carrier that bears a submarine's registry number. Air force flies F-4s in the present day. Said Army pilots shoot down Russians over Russian airspace without asking for permission; but they're there because the Russians asked for their help. Nobody uses night vision goggles; instead, they wave white flashlights around; miraculously don't get shot. Wesley Snipes places magic homing device on reactor so that smart bombs can find it; only problem—why do you need Wesley to plant a magic homing device if you already know exactly where the target is? Blowing up reactor will purportedly kill hundreds of thousands; terrorists/Russians try to set up Americans to destroy reactor. How? By threatening to blow up reactor first.*)

*I'm deliberately overlooking the one plot subtlety in the movie, but I wouldn't want to spoil it for anyone....
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