[tiffany34990]

in my IB class we had a running list of stupid things our teachers have said... after 4 years of school well we reached well ya a lot... some of them you would just have to know the teacher but here are a few you can all chuckle about:

"Let’s call this example number 1, aren’t I creative!"

"I could pickle you, but I wouldn't want to preserve you."

"Hotdogs with sauerkraut and methane … the breath of nature."

"Remember the difference between silicone and Silicon, Silicone is fake $@#$@#$@#$@# and Silicon is the element."

"I was trying to improve my vocabulary last night, I was reading the dictionary… I only got to C but I don’t remember any of the words."

"If you were to be run over by an elephant moving at 1 mph, or a rabbit running at 70 mph, they would feel about the same."

"The spammers, How many do we have?" (going away to competition)

"If 20 gits equals 1 futz, and 1 herb equals 10 futz, and 1 herb equals 20 hews, how many gits are there in 5 hews?''

"You got confused with your gender half way through it"