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Originally Posted by kio_chan176
Pre-algebra teacher: (he was awesome)
"I don't care that you can't graph. I can graph because I have a big thing." (he means graphing thing. like one of those pull-down map things)
"I call you all "mister" and "miss" because I have no desire to know any of you personally... I really don't."
Int. Science Teacher:
Somehow, we went from chemistry, to sweating, to peeing through our skin. "Whatever's in pee, is in your sweat. So, yes, you do in fact pee through your skin."
"Teacher: Ok I'm proud of this example of forces of attraction so pay attention! Ok, there are three couples. One couple is holding hands, another is making out, the last couple is-
Girl: Are they...?
Teacher: NO! THEY ARE NOT DOING THAT!!!"
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actually the algebra graphing one (which i was told from a different class) was
student: but mr. ::insert teacher name hear:: we can't graph that one because the values are too big
teacher: well maybe you cant graph it, but i can, because *pulls down large coordinate plane* i have a big one!
oo and another one i have was....
student: well the overhead/poster is hanging onthe board crooked, should i fix it?
teacher: no, its okay, you can leave it because im crooked too.