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Re: True things heard at college.
"so are you wearing clothes to the underwear party or are we just gonna walk over in our underwear?" - my friends, actually about 2 minutes ago when she called me
"does anyone here put salt in their beer?" - my marine chemistry professor talking to a class of freshman
"you can go study that and make a big name for yourself, but that's not what we're looking for here" - same professor as before
"hurricane party!!!!!" - guy 1
"what's the difference between a regular party and a hurricane party?" - guy 2
"we pretend the world is gonna end, so we drink more" - guy 1
there are so many more, but i just can't post them :-D
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