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Re: Funny things teachers/professors have said
My teacher always uses his hand to erase the board instead of the actual eraser so he always says he's giving himself cancer...
Student: You forgot the "r" in "hydrophobic."
Teacher [erases board, rewrites it, and still spells it wrong]: GAH! I can't spell. I am senile...must be the cancer.
This is from last year in orchestra (well, really from the concert...)
Student: I don't have a tie.
Teacher: Why not? I told everyone to wear a tie!
Student: I know, but someone stole it and flushed it down the toilet.
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