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Originally posted by D.J. Fluck
This is more of stupidity and not accidental accidents like running into the "open door"
I roller bladed on the roof of my house and jumped off into a pine tree...no injuries except for a scrape from the tree branch
There was also the time where I rode my "BIg Wheel Tricycle" (The hells angels of tricycles  ) down the stairs because I just saw home alone (part where he rides his sled down the stairs and out the door) well my big wheel flipped over and i hit my head on the door and knocked myself out.
Finally there was the time when I was 3 and I figured out how to open the child safety locks on the cleaning supply cabinet and i sprayed windex in my face on accident
Except for the first stunt all of those were before age 4
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D.J., don't let them pick on you! When I was 2 I thought it was really fun to go to the top of the stairs in our house and roll down them (no carpeting). Of course, I was dizzy then and would get up and walk into the wall. I was covered with bruises and my parents had to take me to the emergency room so many times that they got investigated by Social Services for child abuse
And when I was 4, someone who was visiting us was on Thorazine and I got hold of the bottle and ate them all (one Thorazine knocks out an adult). When I was 7, my brothers and I thought it was cool to climb up the sliding part of a slide and jump off of the ladder part. There was one slide on the playground that was too big and no one would do it... but me! I still have a very small scar near my eye from where my Sylvester the cat sunglasses broke upon impact...
So don't let them pick on you! Us brave, fearless (okay, also idiotic) people have more fun!!!
MissInformation
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